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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel."
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"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"True Story, When I was a kid, my parents would always say ""Excuse my French"" just after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French."
"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"Me and my son don't always see eye to eye because we both wear glasses."
"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"
"""If ya wanna go and take a ride with me / wear your seatbelt"" - Nervous Nelly"
"My wife kicked me out due to my obsession with rubbing different types of pasta. Im feeling cannelloni right now."
"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"