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Joke of the Day

"Me and my son don't always see eye to eye because we both wear glasses."

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"

"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."

"It was a rainy day in California..."

"I've been single for a while now and I'm staring to realize something. They blur out A lot of Asian porn."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."

"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."

"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."

"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."