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Joke of the Day
"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."
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"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."
"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"""Where do babies come from?"" Asked the little boy... Perplexed, his dad answers ""well they come from the store, son."" Kid looks at him with disgust and goes ""eww you had sex with the store?"""
"You're a Carrot I wish, I'd be easier on the eyes."
"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
"I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet."
"A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful. In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls."
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."