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Joke of the Day
"If two pharaohs farted at the same time They would have a toot in common"
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"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"Pool Went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-("
"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They pushed two twins together to make a king."
"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."
"When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station"