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Joke of the Day

"How many tries does it take to get to the front page? A LOT."

"What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."

"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."

"What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile."

"When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently."

"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"

"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"

"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"

"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."