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Joke of the Day
"What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile."
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"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"
"I spent over an hour at my wife's grave yesterday... whew, that was the longest I've ever lasted"
"What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on her toe? Mitosis"
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."
"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."
"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"
"Just printed out 50 copies of today's weather forecast to carry around with me today because I'm just not in the mood for small talk."
"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"