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Joke of the Day

"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."

"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."

"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"

"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""

"They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*"

"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."

"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I'm trash)"