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Joke of the Day

"A man got back from the doctor ""I just got back from the doctor,and he said I'm Canadian"" Said the man ""I'm so sorry"" Replies the man with sympathy Shocked,the man shout ""It's spreading!!!"""

"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."

"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"

"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."

"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"

"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."

"Meet the female version of Thor Whor"

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews Hary got out of the chambers."

"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"