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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"

"GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller"

"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Q: How does a cow add and subtract? A: With a cowculator."