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Joke of the Day

"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."

"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."

"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"My ex owned a parakeet. The thing would never shut up. The bird was cool though."

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."

"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."

"Why do they call dogs K-9? Because K-10 are for pussies."

"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"

"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"