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Joke of the Day

"My wife is angry because I brought home a B.L.T. instead of a roast beef sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."

"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."

"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"

"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""

"Hey chicks who wear a buttload of make-up. Don't borrow someone else's iPhone to make a call. You leave half of your face on the screen."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool."

"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."

"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."