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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!"

"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"I've been saving up for a sex change, I don't care what my wife says. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!"

"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."