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Joke of the Day

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe"

"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."

"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."

"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"

"Someone stole a NFL playbook, uploaded it to the internet. All the plays were bootlegs."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."

"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."

"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"

"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"

"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."