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Joke of the Day
"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
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"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."
"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"
"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."
"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."
"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"
"I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all."