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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"
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"How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either."
"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"
"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."
"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""
"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""
"It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it."
"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"