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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"

"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Trump's pussy grabbing days are behind him... But now he has his finger on a different red button."

"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."

"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."

"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."

"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."