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Joke of the Day
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
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"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"
"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."
"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change anything"
"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."
"This is no place for memorials, petitions, or any of that emotional shit."
"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."