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Joke of the Day

"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"

"What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is"

"Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many of them come, they can't change a thing."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."

"Women are too sensitive. My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father."

"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"

"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"

"You think I'm not online. But, I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling...Judging."