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Joke of the Day

"Women are too sensitive. My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father."

"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"

"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"

"There are some things Black people can't really say... Like, ""Skinny Macchiato"" Or, ""Too-da-loo"" And, ""Thank you for your help, Officer."""

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."

"Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee."