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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him!"
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"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Seriously. Very seriously."
"Deli meats I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He just couldn't quit cold turkey."
"Depression. Why treat it when you can end it?"
"So I hear there is going to be a sequel to Lawrence of Arabia It's going to be called Lawrence of Two Rabias."
"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"
"What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan"