131878

Joke of the Day

"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"

"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"

"How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 . One to screw it in and another to say, ""I could do that""."

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? genocider"

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"

"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"What has happened to common sense these days? Its become nothing but pocket change."

"Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."