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Joke of the Day

"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."

"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"

"Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs? Because his arms were blown off."

"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"

"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"

"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"Why would Trump not lose any votes if he shot someone? Because he doesn't have any in the first place"

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"