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Joke of the Day
"My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'"
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"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."
"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"Prostitutes are like fast food... Everyone has them, though they taste like shit."
"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."
"*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*"
"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"
"When I got my license they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I said ""I don't own an organ""."
"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."
"Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots."