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Joke of the Day
"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"
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"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."
"*walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*"
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""
"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"
"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."
"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""
"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."
"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."