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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"
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"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"
"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."
"You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever, ever meet. Pauly. Shore."
"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."
"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."
"If it weren't for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor."
"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."
"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"