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Joke of the Day
"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""
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"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."
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"My 'Sleep Number' is Grey Goose."
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"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"
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