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Joke of the Day

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."

"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"

"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese"

"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""

"I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge."

"What is the name of that casino on the beach? Pair-a-dice."