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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."

"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."

"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."

"Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy. He really pushed me over The Edge."

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."

"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay."