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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."

"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."

"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"

"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."

"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."

"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"