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Joke of the Day
"Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys."
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"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."
"American Horror Story: Walmart Bathroom"
"[murder scene] detective: ""she drown?"" cop: ""after a blow to the head"" d: ""what's he doing?"" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]"
"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"[home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK"
"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"
"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"