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Joke of the Day

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."

"Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing."

"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"

"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."

"What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly."

"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."

"Six U.S congress men die and go to heaven."

"Being a fat guy at McDonald's is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business"

"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."