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Joke of the Day

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

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"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
"A really funny joke. http://youtu.be/h8ycKKA7LZI A work-in-progress from my stand-up set. Tell me what you think!"
"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"
"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad"
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."