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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked? Carlos-t"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."

"boss: why aren't you working? me: i didn't see you coming!"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool."

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"

"What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer"

"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."

"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."

"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."

"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."