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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked? Carlos-t"
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"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US Leader"
"My first time having sex... ...was fucking shit."
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"
"I was this close to having a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."
"I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas"
"A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!"""
"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"