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Joke of the Day

"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."

"You know what they say about killing bees... It's a real buzzkill."

"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."

"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."

"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""

"Worrying over my viagra use Keeps me up most nights"

"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."