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Joke of the Day

"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."

"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."

"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."

"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"

"I met a girl who was into leather and bondage. She tied me up and stole my wallet."

"What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning? ''Damn, you really nailed me last night''"

"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."