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Joke of the Day
"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."
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"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"
"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""
"How do animals in children's books always have nicer houses than mine when they don't have jobs & all they do all day is learn life lessons?"
"A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles."
"I like when my girlfriend wears a 1 piece The top piece or the bottom piece"
"(Stalker Diary) Day 4: Still under her bed. She continues to put the toilet paper roll on upside down. It's like I'm living with a monster."