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Joke of the Day
"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"
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"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."
"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"
"Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough."
"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."
"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"
"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"
"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"
"I should've married myself. I've never said no to sex. Not once. Not one single time ever."
"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"