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Joke of the Day
"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."
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"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."
"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
"Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend"
"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."
"My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer."
"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""
"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."