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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an uneven body of water? An inconsistensea."
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"My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how... I do, I've been praying for a financial miracle."
"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""
"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
"What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis."
"They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu"
"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."