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Joke of the Day

"Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything. I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete idiots."

"A blowjob makes your day, but anal makes your hole weak."

"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."

"""What do we call this war?"" ""The World War?"" ""No. There's already been 1 of those"" ""Uh this is a world war, too"" *the streetlights explode*"

"Karen, will you marry me? ""Ugh. No. Please take me home."" *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*"

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."

"What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!"

"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."

"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."

"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."