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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."
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"""I must go,"" said my friend. ""Why?"" I asked. He said, ""I need to feed my baby hamsters."" I said, ""That's no way to raise a child."""
"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."
"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."
"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"
"If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""