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Joke of the Day
"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."
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"It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you"
"Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"Obamacare."
"Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a ""thirsty boy"""
"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."
"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."