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Joke of the Day

"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"

"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"

"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."

"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""

"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."

"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"

"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."

"Non-lactating cows are milk duds."

"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"

"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"