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Joke of the Day

"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"

"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."

"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"

"AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?"

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"""No no no!"" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ""I cannot see you today!"" ""That's fine"" said the salesman ""I'm selling spectacles."""

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."

"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"