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Joke of the Day

"What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey"

"I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots."

"An Asian man's wife died He couldn't bereave it."

"I've been clean for 47 days I'm taking daily baths but it's okay because I've been using heroin to cope."

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."

"Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything? Because it was all on the house"

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"Yo momma so fat, ...she can't even be emotionally carried away."

"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."

"Why are turn signals great workers? When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard."