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Joke of the Day
"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."
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"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."
"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""
"When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart. Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache."
"When I order pizza online, in the ""Special Instructions for the Driver"" box, I put ""Tell me I'm a pretty princess"". And they do. And I am."
"Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters."
"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"
"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."
"""I have 29 seconds left to live... Please let me just hear our song before I die"" Anything you want! *googles song* *30 second ad plays* NOO"
"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"