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Joke of the Day

"If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral."

"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef."

"Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing"

"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"

"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."