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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."
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"What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name."
"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."
"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"
"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."
"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."
"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""
"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."