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Joke of the Day

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"

"I tried fixing my muffler today... ...well, it's exhausting."

"If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest."

"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""

"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"

"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."

"I like to go to telemarketing firms and interrupt their job by eating my dinner loudly."

"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."