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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."
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"What did the mushroom say to the chef? Don't eat me! I'm a fun guy!"
"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"
"Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?"
"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."
"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."
"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"
"How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!"
"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"""shaved carrots instead of cheese"" lol okay Vogue thanks for the diet advice those totally taste the same"