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Joke of the Day

"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"

"Buckwheat of the Little Rascals converted to Islam (stop me if you've heard this...) He is now know as Kareem-Of Wheat"

"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."

"Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"

"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""

"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."