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Joke of the Day
"What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!"
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"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"
"I'm really upset that Vine is getting shut down, because I won't be able to use the phrase, ""do it for the Vine"" anymore... ""Do it or I'll fucking kill you"" just doesn't have the same ring to it."
"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"
"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."
"I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends Nobody came."
"Evolution: True science fiction."
"I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font."
"What drink did the vampire order at the bar? A blood-light"
"A toilet was stolen from my local police station. The cops said they had nothing to go on."