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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"
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"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"
"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."
"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"
"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."