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Joke of the Day
"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"
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"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."
"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
"Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch."
"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."
"Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? A: Leave it in the cow."
"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."
"What is the German word for Constipation? Farfrompoopen."
"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""